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This 5-year-old boy gymnast is buffer than you’ll ever be

Oct 28th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

steroid_boy_absThe world of bad parenting never ceases to amaze. Of course, the worst form of parenting comes from such evil characters as Casey Anthony, Andrea Petrosky, and Robert Farquharson, but there is also such a thing as pushing a child too hard to succeed.

Although there is a long history of parents evening out their old scores in athletics, this father’s parenting seems to be more about setting up the best Rocky montage than about preparing a child for ALL of the aspects of life.



Top Images for October 28

Oct 28th, 2009 | By | Category: images

sleepy_thumbA collection of the day’s most intriguing images.



Amazing Discovery made by Youtuber ArtieTSMITW

Oct 27th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

amazingAmazing discoveries don’t happen very often, but when they do, they revolutionize the world. Aristotle, Newton, Einstein; buffoons! The most amazing discovery of the century… nay, I say the most amazing discovery in all of human history has been made by a Youtube boob with the screen name ArtieTSMITW.



6 Steps to a Filibuster-Proof Health Care Bill

Oct 26th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

It's like Hollywood, but with bribes!As Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announces the US health care bill, we here at snewzbutton offer our solution for a filibuster-proof manner to get the public option into the US health system. This is an easily understandable fear, as there are undoubtedly a number of Republican Senators chomping at the bit to remake Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

Realistically, any filibuster is not likely to last forever, and even if the Republicans filibuster for a month, at the end the Democrats have the votes to pass the bill and that means that by Christmas, thousands of little boys and girls will get their chemo treatments that their little lives depend upon.



Entire School Arrested in Long Island Child Riot

Oct 26th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

From the archives of the trutv library comes this tale from the crime county of Long Island; Nassau. Approximately 60 long island children decided that the best way to graduate from high school to crime school would be to attack a convenience store en masse, commit an act of uniform stealing, and riot. Although it might have been a good idea at the time, there were several arrests based on the video evidence of the children trying to steal from the convenience store.

The moral of the story: Don’t steal.



Top images for October 26

Oct 26th, 2009 | By | Category: images

sleepy_thumbA collection of the day’s most intriguing images.
Click any thumbnail for a full-sized image.



Why Nascar won’t take off in Australia

Oct 24th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

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Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed the Australian outback with high-speed car races? Wonder no more, for today we have the results, and they are definitive. It is a bad idea.

No kangaroos were harmed in the filming of this video.



Top images for October 24

Oct 24th, 2009 | By | Category: images

A collection of the day’s most intriguing images. Click any thumbnail for a full-sized image. Sources iphone propellor armored kitty diwali squirrel mouse gun darjeeling fiddler jackass



Cellphones in the Bathroom: Yay or Nastay?

Oct 23rd, 2009 | By | Category: Featured Article, snewz

She's a secret dumper.I was recently in the bathroom at my job, and there was a poster on the wall giving advice to people who use their cellphones while on the toilet. The poster was produced and advertised a specific cell phone company (*cough* sprint *cough*), and gave such advice as hitting the mute button when flushing and offered suggestions for explaining the “strange background noise.” Ever since seeing this poster, I have been putting a great deal of thought on the issue, and feel that it is my civic duty to tell the world why I think the practice should be ceased.



9 reasons the Northwest pilots missed their destination

Oct 23rd, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

airplaneThough we’ll never know for certain why the pilots missed their destination, through the power of conjection, we can come up with some real, scientifically sound theories as to why Northwest Flight 188 passed Minneapolis and kept going for 150 miles.