Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed the Australian outback with high-speed car races? Wonder no more, for today we have the results, and they are definitive. It is a bad idea.

No kangaroos were harmed in the filming of this video.

Though we’ll never know for certain why the pilots missed their destination, through the power of conjection, we can come up with some real, scientifically sound theories as to why Northwest Flight 188 passed Minneapolis and kept going for 150 miles.

People no longer need to be subject to the constant con-artistry that lives in their spam folders, but it is sometimes required to delve into the pile in order to retrieve a prized e-mail that may have been misdirected. Whether looking for a response from a beautiful girl, waiting for a message on an important banking matter, or any other occasion in which life itself may hinge upon a single e-mail, sometimes it just doesn’t come. Or it doesn’t seem to come.

She really liked me, though. I’m sure of it… maybe it went to my spam folder. It does happen. But what else is going on in there?

This short news piece includes an image of a criminal so scary you’ll want to keep it away from small children.

The games we monkeys play

Apparently this is an old video, but I think it’s pretty awesome and just saw it today for the first time. Without further ado – Snails racing around a Nascar track with a time-lapse video:

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You’re having a bad day when you’re taking a picture of a fire and this guy walks into your frame.

I generally consider myself a good tipper and a reasonable person. I would have given that guy $5 on top of the bill for a pizza. If I were to open up the box and see asphalt on my pizza, I think I might have to go down to the pizzeria to kick some ass. [...]