Posts Tagged ‘ parody ’

6 Steps to a Filibuster-Proof Health Care Bill

Oct 26th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

It's like Hollywood, but with bribes!As Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announces the US health care bill, we here at snewzbutton offer our solution for a filibuster-proof manner to get the public option into the US health system. This is an easily understandable fear, as there are undoubtedly a number of Republican Senators chomping at the bit to remake Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

Realistically, any filibuster is not likely to last forever, and even if the Republicans filibuster for a month, at the end the Democrats have the votes to pass the bill and that means that by Christmas, thousands of little boys and girls will get their chemo treatments that their little lives depend upon.



Drunkest Guy Ever: The Silent Film

Oct 23rd, 2009 | By | Category: videos

silent_drunk_filmMillions of people have scoured the internet for videos of people, animals, and other situations that are simultaneously absurd and fascinating. The most recent viral video that fits this requirement is all over youtube and titled: Drunkest Guy Ever.



Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize; US invades Moon

Oct 9th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

On October 9, 2009 at 5:30 AM EST, US President Barack Obama was announced as the 2009 winner of the Nobel Peace Prize “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.”

Two hours later, the United States began an unprovoked attack on the Moon.

The President was awakened by a knock on his door, where he was greeted by the Nobel Prize Patrol, balloons, and a big check for his US $1.4 Million prize.



Top Ten Creepy Letterman Sex Partners

Oct 4th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

lettermanOn October 1, 2009, The Late Show with David Letterman opened up with Letterman’s monologue explaining a scandal that was breaking about his life. Allegedly, Robert J. “Joe” Halderman, an Emmy Award nominated writer, director, and producer, had attempted to extort Mr. Letterman for $2 million with the threat that Mr. Halderman would write a screenplay and a book regarding affairs that Letterman had had over the course of his life.



Khloe Kardashian marries entire LA Lakers team.

Sep 26th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

Who?

It seems as though there has been a lot of courting going on in Los Angeles this week, as Los Angeles Lakers publicist, John Black, announces that Khloe Kardashian, a celebrity most well known for being famous, will not only be marrying Lamar Odom on Sunday, September 27, but will in fact be marrying the entire LA Lakers team.

Kardashian twittered, “Surpriiiise! I guess the news is out. I’m a pioneer for all you dolls out there.”



AARP lobbies Congress for Jaylight Savings Time

Sep 14th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

Artist's rendition of what old people using technology might look like

An unexpected side effect of Jay Leno’s new show, The Jay Leno Show, has hit the American people. All across the United States, the American elderly have changed their clocks to keep Jay Leno’s television show on at 11:30. Now they demand that the rest of the country follow suit and alter the system of time-keeping by moving the clocks ahead an hour and a half.

A grassroots campaign began this morning at 4:00 AM EST (5:30 AM JEST) at nursing homes and senior communities across the eastern United States as senior citizens awoke en masse, 90 minutes earlier than their usual.



NBS Nightly News with Ted Philips – March 11, 1970

Jan 22nd, 2009 | By | Category: videos

This fantastic video really helps to bring into perspective the ways in which our lives have advanced in the past 40 years.



Apple unveils iPhone Shuffle at Macworld

Jan 8th, 2009 | By | Category: videos


New Hampshire “cold as balls”

Jan 2nd, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

Florida Resident Harold Abraham traveled to New Hampshire for the holidays to visit family and made a shocking discovery; New Hampshire is cold as balls. . Abraham, 25, is a Florida native and has only visited his family in New England in summer. He decided to travel for a surprise visit on Christmas day. “I […]



Microsoft pacemakers all fail at the same time.

Dec 31st, 2008 | By | Category: snewz

Computer giant Microsoft hit a software glitch causing their new medical product, the Microsoft Pace, to stop at exactly 11:59 AM EST on December 31, 2008. First, the Pace increases the heart rate, then it causes the heart to hold all blood pumping in until it explodes. The Pace was introduced in 2006 as a […]