Posts Tagged ‘ commentary ’

Your daily dose of cute: CORGI PUPPY!!!

Jan 19th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz, videos

Not much to see here. Just an adorable corgi puppy chewing on a little piece of raw hide. As an added bonus: BOXER PUPPIES!!! I’ve been out of state for almost a month and haven’t seen my boxer since I left. 🙁

Followup to Joe the Dumber

Jan 16th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz, videos

On January 14, I posted this article about how much of an imbecile Joe the Plumber, AKA Samuel Wurzelbacher, AKA Mr. Clean is for complaining about war correspondence while in Israel on a gig reporting on the war. Today I saw this awesome video of Rick Sanchez calling that dumbass out. I was never much […]

Hudson Miracle Schmiracle

Jan 16th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

You are now free to move about the cabin Turn on your news today or last night and you’ll see the survivors. These lucky bastards got onto a plane in Laguardia Airport in NY destined for Charlotte, NC. The plane took off, hit a flock of birds, and lost both engines. What happened next has […]

Joe the Dumber

Jan 14th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

“To be honest with you, I don’t think journalists should be anywhere around war. You report where our troops are at, you report what’s happening day to day, you make a big deal about it. I think it’s asinine. I like back in World War I and World War II, when you go to the […]

Catapult Fail

Jan 8th, 2009 | By | Category: comics, snewz, videos

Below is a video, which demonstrates a failure in the education system. There are a number of teens who don’t understand the correct workings of a catapult. A catapult uses tension to send projectiles a long distance. The best suited natural material for a catapult is wood, as there are countless fibers that increase in […]

Review: Toy Story Mania at Disney Hollywood Studios, Florida

Jan 8th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

I took the fam to Disney World recently and the #1 thing we absolutely had to try was Toy Story Mania. There are three things that I have to say about this ride: Get a fastpass, get a fastpass, and GET A FASTPASS!!! I didn’t the first time we went on the ride. The line […]

A NYer’s dinner in the boonies.

Jan 7th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

For a few weeks now, I have been relocated from NY to the middle of nowhere. This is a temporary change for me, but cabin fever is already setting in. Among the myriad other ways I have to cope with life, eating is a constant adventure.

Google’s Adsense of Humor

Jan 5th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

Twitter accounts of some famous people were hacked today. This is a reprehensible act that is an attack on the names of these personalities and it is important to acknowledge that there is no truth to the statements that were tweeted from the victims’ accounts. That said, my favorite effect from this story was the […]

Petey the Quaker Parrot or: How I learned to stop worrying and hate the bird

Jan 4th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

The most wretched creature ever to grace the EarthI’ve recently traveled to New Hampshire to help my uncle, who has been having some bad medical issues. He has been in the hospital for over a week, and I’ve been taking care of his cats, Mike and Marbles, and his Quaker parrot, Petey. Petey taught me a valuable lesson. It is alright to hate a fellow living being.

Is it too late to pull out of Gaza?

Jan 3rd, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

The Jewish population of Israel is only 5.3 million, and the world is only graced with slightly more than 13 million Jews. By contrast, there are over 300 million Buddhists, nearly 800 million Hindus, 1.1 billion Muslims, and nearly 2 billion Christians in the world. This isn’t about raw numbers. This is about a rich […]