Posts Tagged ‘ commentary ’

Grey’s Anatomy Season 6 Pilot Has Most Retarded Running Joke Ever

Sep 24th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

No, dummy. I'm talking about Grey's Anatomy, the show, not Gray's Anatomy, the book. That's not even from Gray's Anatomy. That's DaVinci's Vitruvian Man.

Okay, so George is dead, Izzie’s alive, drama, drama, drama, etc. Welcome to another ‘very special episode’ of Grey’s Anatomy. I’m not going to write a review about the episode. If you watch the show, you saw it, so you don’t need me to pussyfoot my way through recapping it or any of that crap. I just have one thing to say about it:

Ceviche isn’t “a chopped up fish dish.”



Adventures in Laziness – I eat my ice cream with a fork

Sep 17th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

Ice Cream + Fork = Flavor ExplosionToday I ate ice cream with a fork. This may not seem like much of a big deal, but the result was far better than I had expected.

I just finished eating a nice healthy salad and wanted a nice unhealthy dessert. I got up from my den and went to the kitchen to grab a pint of ice cream and a spoon. Being that Iā€™m a dumbass, I forgot to run my dishwasher last night and discovered that all of my spoons were dirty.



AARP lobbies Congress for Jaylight Savings Time

Sep 14th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

Artist's rendition of what old people using technology might look like

An unexpected side effect of Jay Leno’s new show, The Jay Leno Show, has hit the American people. All across the United States, the American elderly have changed their clocks to keep Jay Leno’s television show on at 11:30. Now they demand that the rest of the country follow suit and alter the system of time-keeping by moving the clocks ahead an hour and a half.

A grassroots campaign began this morning at 4:00 AM EST (5:30 AM JEST) at nursing homes and senior communities across the eastern United States as senior citizens awoke en masse, 90 minutes earlier than their usual.



The Long Journey Home

Sep 14th, 2009 | By | Category: Featured Article, snewz

Viva le France!
Sit back and relax, citizen, while I tell you a true tale of my personal foolery while traveling home from Rome to NY via London.

The reason I was in Rome was that I had taken a course on Renaissance art and felt inspired to see things firsthand. Being a student, I booked the cheapest flight I could get (Air India), got myself a fantastically inexpensive hostel in Rome ($8/night), and traveled with only a backpack for 2 weeks.



Failblog’s occasional misrepresentation of failure

Sep 11th, 2009 | By | Category: images, revewz, snewz

fail owned pwned pictures
From the way I see it, this is not a ladder fail, but a reasonable understanding of the equipment. The only way there will be a problem with this activity is if there were a catastrophic failure of the hydraulics that hold the scoop up.

The real question is, how frequently do WINs like this make it through failblog, but marked as FAIL?



The Rootin’est, Tootin’est, Right-Wingin’est Response to Obama’s Speech to a Joint Session of Congress on Health Care.

Sep 10th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

healthcarepiechart
I’m going to test my understanding of what American conservatism has turned into by responding to Barack Obama’s speech in the method that seems most contrarian. I hope that my new approach to American right-wingery begins a new phase for the glorious GOP.



Space Shuttle Discovery Launch

Aug 29th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

This was recorded with my cell phone from my front porch on August 28, 2009. Not bad, considering I live 95 miles from Kennedy Space Center. When they ignite the rockets, I see a bright flash of orange light. When the shuttle goes to maximum thrust for liftoff, I see an even brighter, steadier orange […]



How can you tell that your local newscaster is full of shit?

Jan 28th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz, videos

For a little while now, I’ve been watching a series on youtube called “Test it Tuesday” where a local Pittsburgh news channel tests out some of those As Seen on TV style products. I came across this little gem from April 1, 2008 and felt it was worth talking about: In this video, the newscaster […]



Daily Show expose on change coming to Foxnews.

Jan 24th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c Fox News Fear Imbalance Barack Obama InterviewJohn McCain Interview Sarah Palin VideoFunny Election Video



Martin Luther King Jr.’s I have a dream speech

Jan 19th, 2009 | By | Category: videos

I know a lot of bloggers have already posted this video today, but I feel like Dr. King’s dream speech is meant to be heard over and over again.