From the description: ” Logan Lacy attemping squat at A.P.F. Sr. Nationals in Chicago. During the squat he projectile vomits on the head judge and then passed out. Let it be noted that he also went for a third attempt after this happened.”

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The world of bad parenting never ceases to amaze. Of course, the worst form of parenting comes from such evil characters as Casey Anthony, Andrea Petrosky, and Robert Farquharson, but there is also such a thing as pushing a child too hard to succeed.

Although there is a long history of parents evening out their old scores in athletics, this father’s parenting seems to be more about setting up the best Rocky montage than about preparing a child for ALL of the aspects of life.

Amazing discoveries don’t happen very often, but when they do, they revolutionize the world. Aristotle, Newton, Einstein; buffoons! The most amazing discovery of the century… nay, I say the most amazing discovery in all of human history has been made by a Youtube boob with the screen name ArtieTSMITW.

From the archives of the trutv library comes this tale from the crime county of Long Island; Nassau. Approximately 60 long island children decided that the best way to graduate from high school to crime school would be to attack a convenience store en masse, commit an act of uniform stealing, and riot. Although it might have been a good idea at the time, there were several arrests based on the video evidence of the children trying to steal from the convenience store.

The moral of the story: Don’t steal.

Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed the Australian outback with high-speed car races? Wonder no more, for today we have the results, and they are definitive. It is a bad idea.

No kangaroos were harmed in the filming of this video.

Proving that Windows 7 is the perfect followup to Windows Vista, this video comes from a live Japanese TV news show. The demonstration is supposed to involve a man using the touch-screen functionality that Windows 7 offers. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work.

Millions of people have scoured the internet for videos of people, animals, and other situations that are simultaneously absurd and fascinating. The most recent viral video that fits this requirement is all over youtube and titled: Drunkest Guy Ever.

This video is mesmerizing. I both commend all those involved, and chastise them for not having cut the steak into bite-sized morsels. It’s been a while since I’ve posted “just” a video on here, but I couldn’t resist. Maybe it’s time for me to get another cat.

Our production budget consisted of a $50 helicopter ride, two pizzas and lots of coffee.