snewz has a new face

Jan 20th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

Bye bye, George. You won’t be missed

Million Man March

Jan 20th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

President-Elect Barack Obama is having his inauguration today, and the world has never seemed more excited. Crowds are estimated to be well above 1 million people, topping Bill Clinton in 1993 at 800,000, and George Bush in 2001, with 400,000. This may be the largest crowd for a presidential inauguration in American history, possibly exceeding […]

Your daily dose of cute: CORGI PUPPY!!!

Jan 19th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz, videos

Not much to see here. Just an adorable corgi puppy chewing on a little piece of raw hide. As an added bonus: BOXER PUPPIES!!! I’ve been out of state for almost a month and haven’t seen my boxer since I left. πŸ™

Followup to Joe the Dumber

Jan 16th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz, videos

On January 14, I posted this article about how much of an imbecile Joe the Plumber, AKA Samuel Wurzelbacher, AKA Mr. Clean is for complaining about war correspondence while in Israel on a gig reporting on the war. Today I saw this awesome video of Rick Sanchez calling that dumbass out. I was never much […]

Hudson Miracle Schmiracle

Jan 16th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

You are now free to move about the cabin Turn on your news today or last night and you’ll see the survivors. These lucky bastards got onto a plane in Laguardia Airport in NY destined for Charlotte, NC. The plane took off, hit a flock of birds, and lost both engines. What happened next has […]

Peanuts: Victim or Villain?

Jan 11th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

Allergies to peanuts in the United States has reached epidemic proportions, with over 3 million men, women, and children affected. An allergic reaction is incredibly severe, with some sufferers falling into anaphylactic shock, which can result in a fast asphyxiation and death. But what about the rest of the country? . 297 million Americans don’t […]

Death Row Inmate Plucks Out Eye & Eats It

Jan 11th, 2009 | By | Category: snewz

Houston – A Texas inmate on death row was found in his cell with blood on his face and was taken to the prison infirmary. When asked by authorities for an explanation, Andre Thomas, 25, told officials that he ripped out his left eye and ate it. . Thomas has a long history of mental […]

Japanese Space Toilet Diaper

Jan 10th, 2009 | By | Category: images, snewz

Space Toilet Diaper From Japan – The world is always looking to the future, and the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency seems to be cornering the market on futuristic concept space diapers. This comfortable looking contraption is meant to be worn at all times. For the original Japanese story, go here.

Catapult Fail

Jan 8th, 2009 | By | Category: comics, snewz, videos

Below is a video, which demonstrates a failure in the education system. There are a number of teens who don’t understand the correct workings of a catapult. A catapult uses tension to send projectiles a long distance. The best suited natural material for a catapult is wood, as there are countless fibers that increase in […]

Review: Toy Story Mania at Disney Hollywood Studios, Florida

Jan 8th, 2009 | By | Category: revewz, snewz

I took the fam to Disney World recently and the #1 thing we absolutely had to try was Toy Story Mania. There are three things that I have to say about this ride: Get a fastpass, get a fastpass, and GET A FASTPASS!!! I didn’t the first time we went on the ride. The line […]