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Seven Weeks to Precalculus: Day 1 – Quadratic Equations

A day’s notes from a precalculus class

Dean Kamen demonstrates the Luke Arm on The Colbert Report

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Dean Kamen www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

Notesex

I came across this image on reddit.com posted by redditor freeall. I decided to write the music up in Sibelius for the world to hear. Click to listen: notesex Needless to say, it’s not the sexiest bit of tune out there.

Things to do in your last hour of flight

I cant believe they cut me off from the drinks cart.

As many of you heard, there are new restrictions that have been placed on people traveling by air. Initially, the requirement was that passengers were required to sit in their seats without touching anything for the last hour.

Fortunately, the insanity of making millions of airline passengers sit on their hands for an hour overwhelmed the air travel industry and the TSA has now decided that these restrictions will be applied on a case-by-case basis at the discretion of the flight crew. Presumably, this means that any time you are on a flight that has at least one non-white person, the flight crew will invoke their right to make your trip miserable.

6 Steps to a Filibuster-Proof Health Care Bill

It's like Hollywood, but with bribes!As Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announces the US health care bill, we here at snewzbutton offer our solution for a filibuster-proof manner to get the public option into the US health system. This is an easily understandable fear, as there are undoubtedly a number of Republican Senators chomping at the bit to remake Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

Realistically, any filibuster is not likely to last forever, and even if the Republicans filibuster for a month, at the end the Democrats have the votes to pass the bill and that means that by Christmas, thousands of little boys and girls will get their chemo treatments that their little lives depend upon.

Top images for November 9

sleepy_thumbA collection of the day’s most intriguing images.

Top Images for October 28

sleepy_thumbA collection of the day’s most intriguing images.

Weightlifter projectile vomits, then passes out. (With Video)

From the description: ” Logan Lacy attemping squat at A.P.F. Sr. Nationals in Chicago. During the squat he projectile vomits on the head judge and then passed out. Let it be noted that he also went for a third attempt after this happened.”

Dean Kamen demonstrates the Luke Arm on The Colbert Report

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Dean Kamen www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

Flood It!

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The object of Flood-It! is to ‘flood’ the screen with the same color of pixels. You do so by starting at the top left pixel. From there, you select one of the colored buttons at the bottom of the screen, and your ‘flood’ area will grow to include that color (as long as the color is adjacent to your starting square). You keep selecting colors, your ‘flood’ area grows, and pretty soon almost the whole screen will be one color! Addictive and Fun!

Max Damage

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Description: Shoot cannonballs at stacks of fridges, tvs, and microwaves and cause maximum damage to pass each level. Bash, bounce, explode, and burn your way through 49 challenging levels.

Instructions:
Aim with the mouse, and click to shoot. Position the mouse further from the cannon to increase shot power. Aim for targets that are worth more money in order to meet the level damage goals.

Control Scheme:
fire: left mouse
r: reset